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A Trip to The Smoke

Earth has not anything to show more fair: Dull would he be of soul who could pass by A sight so touching in its majesty: This City now doth, like a garment, wear The beauty of the morning: silent, bare, Ships, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie Open unto the fields, and to the sky; […]

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Scottish Smash & Grab

Edina! Scotia’s darling seat! All hail thy palaces and tow’rs, Where once, beneath a Monarch’s feet, Sat Legislation’s sov’reign pow’rs: From marking wildly scatt’red flow’rs, As on the banks of Ayr I stray’d, And singing, lone, the lingering hours, I shelter in they honour’d shade. (Robbie Burns 1759 – 1796) . . . Before the […]

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Minor Matters!

 Dream Football Dream Football is the harder game The grass is devilishly long And growing Fish appear in the trainers bucket Your mother has set up a small shop On the halfway line You are obliged to play in your underpants. by Allan Ahlberg (1938 – ) . . . Friday 26th Sept 2014 Chromasport […]

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Deep in The Dragon’s Den

‘Dragon’ Inhale and flare the nostrils. Then expand the lungs. Exhale; smoke and fire. I am the dragon and I never tire. I tap my horny toes on the grass, and weave my dragon neck. Grooving to spring’s new tune, I jig and jive till just about noon. Do not get me wrong, I could […]

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Ten Sixty-Six and All That

On The Ning Nang Nong On the Ning Nang Nong Where the cows go bong! And the monkeys all say Boo! There’s a Ning Nang Nong Where the trees go ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo. On the Ning Nang Nong All the mice go Clang! And you just can’t catch em when […]

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Deja-vu

Team Talk 2 …………….Yes, and another thing I know your dad’s an expert I can hear him But take no notice – right? If I’d wanted to play you through the middle I would not have picked you At left back So let’s get out there Keep plugging away They’re not eight goals better than […]

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The Martians were Here

  Space Age Ships float up forever out Pilots who once sailed seas find new spirit Airborne crafts fill the air Children grow into machines that take them away Earth was once their only home And now the universe in endless boundaries is theirs Geared up for foreign playgrounds, gone in an instant Eternity is […]

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Denouement

The End Not every man knows what he shall sing at the end, Watching the pier as the ship sails away, or what it will seem like When he’s held by the sea’s roar, motionless, there at the end, Or what he shall hope for once it is clear that he’ll never go back. ______________ […]

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Turkeys for Christmas

Talking Turkeys!! Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas Invite dem indoors fe sum greens Let dem eat cake and let dem partake In a plate of organic grown beans Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas And spare dem de cut of de knife Join Turkeys United and dey’ll be delighted An yu will […]

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea!

There’s a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That’s noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert their son. . A grand little lad was young Albert All dressed in his best; quite a swell With a stick with an ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle The finest that Woolworths could […]

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