Were you there?

from: “The Goals of Bingo Boot” by Allan Ahlberg The Hades fans were howling We’re the boys from Beelzebub While God took Charlie Chaplin off And brought Jesus on as a sub. The second half went racing by The pace was faster still There was less than a minute left to play And the score […]

From “The Goals of Bingo Boot” by Allan Ahlberg The Devil sat in his chairman’s chair And spoke in Bingo’s ear ‘I’ve pulled a few strings, I must confess, To arrange your transfer here. For we’ve got this little match, y’see (And I’ve got this little bet) Away to The Heavenly City And we’ve never […]