The Football Pitch that Dad Built . Dad made a football pitch in our back garden. He mowed the grass Marked it out with creosote And built the goalposts. They had real nets. . He painted the posts white Just like on Match of The Day And sent away to a special company for the […]
Talking Turkeys!! Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas Invite dem indoors fe sum greens Let dem eat cake and let dem partake In a plate of organic grown beans Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas And spare dem de cut of de knife Join Turkeys United and dey’ll be delighted An yu will […]
So come on lads The golden rules – remember? Hold your positions Run into space Call for the ball Play to the whistle Pass only to members of your own team. Last of all NEVER GIVE UP Thirteen-nil Sounds bad, but it’s not the end. We can turn it round We can get a result […]
