Were you there?

My Uncle Percy Once Removed My Uncle Percy once removed his bobble hat, scarf, overcoat, woolly jumper string vest, flared trousers and purple Y-fronts and ran onto the pitch at Wembley during a cup final and was at once removed by six stewards and nine officers of the law. Once they’d caught him. by Paul […]

Bloody Men Bloody men are like bloody buses – You wait for about a year And as soon as one approaches your stop Two or three others appear. You look at them flashing their indicators, Offering you a ride. You’re trying to read the destinations, You haven’t much time to decide. If you make a […]